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Culture Slides | STATIC PORN

Parents not at home, volume set low, and an odd purple screen with jittery glitches all over. If that rings a bell, then you probably remember the struggles of catching some x-rated movies on TV during those good old days.

These slick slides are the perfect tribute to the days of no-cable TV and are extremely catchy in its own special way. The bright pink color and pearlescent glitchy print are unassuming and unlike any other pair of slides out there. So put on your favorite hoodie, some dark joggers, and put these.

Features bold, fade-proof prints
High-quality handmade upper is breathable and soft, to protect your instep
Concave-convex design help increase friction between feet and slide

Men Sizing Chart

UK	5	7	9	11	13	15
US	4/5	6/7	8/9	10/11	12/13	14/15
EU	40	42	44	46	48	50

Women Sizing Chart

UK	4	6	8	10	12	14
US	4/5	6/7	8/9	10/11	12/13	14/15
EU	38	40	42	44	46	48

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